~!~Yung Ka$h Vs. Stray~!~

rules:

20 bars each (the number of lines)

must be broken into lines
for example:

this will not be taken

"these punk ass nikkaz wont see me retire, cuz i burn'em like CD writers, compare me to a dragon cuz i breath these fires, and i'm so past u i see you in diapers,"

no biting (you can't steal someone's rhymes")

no comebacks (whoever is last, can't diss the first person cuz of wah they said or how he typed it out)

IF ANY RULES ARE BROKEN, THEN YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED (yes, it goes for me too)

vote's will be taking as brackets

Flow:
Punches:
Wordplay:
Mulites:
Vocabulary:
Overall:

NO DICKRIDING VOTES!

can't vote for yourself

and u have to explain why u chose that person.

i'll put up a poll but, the votes will be counted on the bracket system

u go first since u challenged me

til then, let the best man win

This Detroit nigga thinks he the next Eminem/
But he’s jus’ too lean and tender like the meat from M&M’s (meat shop)//

His words givin’ me a toothache, like the candy MnM’s/
One second on stage, this nigga be gone there and then//

Best prepare for death, cuz I’m the devil that God sent/
I know yah scared shitless homie, got yah panties all bent//

Battlin’ me now, by the end yah fullah resent/
Give back that life, that mic that yuh rent, (cuz homie this is the end)//

This nigga challenged me to get his ass clapped/
This guy’s a klutz, Ka$h got empty rollers stuck up his ass crack//

This shit ain’t retail, ain’t no change or the Ka$h back/
I’m takin’ hits at yo’ brain, like smack that and crack that//
(Here’re some sound effects; ratta-tat-tat & brraatt brraatt!!)

You ain’t a rapper, you’z a fake (no wait), you ain’t even half that/
You is like a half “Fazze”, in other words a half-rat//

Bitch where you goin’ – get yo’ ass back!/
Yung ain’t go no coin, so I’m here to stack Ka$h//

Let this battle serve as your very last act/
Cuz homie you’re so crap, that even Vanilla Ice don’t sound half-bad//

Hah! I’m flexin’ skills against some underdeveloped shit/
My rhymes are plump & your’s are flat, like a pair of underdeveloped tits//

Twisted and missing part, like a pair of underdeveloped kids/
So cop a pencil, go home and try to de-velop it//

Fact is dawg, you is at the end of your rope/
And the only thing left for you to do is drop-the-soap//

So drop the mic, drop the flow, and drop the note/
Say “byebyebye” to the game cuz you’ve lost all hope//

Drop the impressions, there ain’t no need to pretend/
Most of all, drop the pen homie, cuz this is the end//

This nigga thinks he’s so hot that a hoe look cold/
Bitch I heard you rockin’ Pampers, and you’re 17 years old!!//

Nigga you is used up and burnt out like a whip wit’ nitrous/
You ain’t no rapper, ain’t a “G”, cuz you’z soft like a mattress//

This bitch is clueless, you ain’t got no tactic
You is a failure anyway, jus quit while you’re at it

Stand and watch as I drill your pride into the floor/
Desperate like a bitch, you still askin’ for more?//

Now quit bitchin’ your mouth like a two-cent whore/
I’m done my bi’ness witchu, mucha gratsias señor//

YunG Ka$H wrote:20 bars each (the number of lines)

uh.... 38???

i don't wahz goin on...

nah, thats 19 bars, not lines. jus the same amount as phantom had in his battle >.<''

i think there's mad confusion between lines and bars

Battling me? u'll be Toast-In-Your-Stance//
because when i got the pen, you Mostly-Have-No-Chance//
i'll Roast Ya Post-In-One-Glance//
cuz i can "See Through The Fakeness" like a "Ghost-With-Implants"//

obviously, i Got-This-Shit-On-Lock//
ya might get "Burned" cuz ya can't beat these "Toxic-Spits-I-Drop"//
plus u ain't Poppin-Clips-On-Blocks//
Battle Lyrics? he probably "Bought 'Em(Bottom)" like the "Opposite-of-Top"//

ya kno, ma FLOW-IS-CRUCIAL//
i'm makin steady-cake you only "Heavy Weight" cuz you "ROLL-WIT-SUMOS"//
homey, the Fo(4)-WILL-SHOOT-YOU//
if you try-me get on a "I.V." and I dont mean ROMAN-NUMERALS//

ya too old for this 17 year old, ya Filled-Wit-Fear//
man, call me "K-Fed", cuz i'ma fuck up this "Bald Head" like "Britney Spears"//

the gunz that I SPEAK-OF!! will have you "SHAKIN SCARED" like u havin a "CEASURE"//
ya iz a Stray Rat, bullets comin "ATCHU" like i jus "SNEEZED UP"//
i will "HOOK UP YA SYSTEM" and I aint talkin bout SPEAKERZ//
im talkin bout havin ya "CHEST OUT" like you wearin a "D-CUP!!"//

ya try'na be hot? ya can't Own Da Hood even if ya Copped-A-Sweater//
fuck it, i now Own this 15 year old Stray, here's your Adoption Letter//**


** - those stray kids on Tv where u can adopt them fo a small amout of change



man, i'm gone!

lol...it's spelled seizure...not ceasure ...

i shall vote in a little bit

Flow: this went to yung kash
Punches: stray had som top stuff, but in the end kash wen jus a lil harder so, yung kash getz this too
Wordplay: this fukz me up both of u wer pretty much tha same in wordplay wise so i leave this blank
Mulites: i gave this to kash
Vocabulary: on tha vocab both of u wer good again, but ima hav to give this to stray
Overall: n overall vote goes to (Yung Kash)

som of those punchlines werr mad funny from both sides!

Flow: Kash gets my vote here
Multies: Kash had a bulk of sick multies so this one goes to Kash too.
Wordplay: Both had some good use of wordplays but yet again, Yung has the upper hand.
Vocab: Yung gets it
Punches: Yung's punches were a tad better. Punches goes to Kash too.

Overall: my vote goes to Yung Ka$h

@ Stray: Your last battle was more entertaining than this. You should have stepped up

Stray is right, Kash, BARS dont mean each line homie
Bar means first line that rhymes with second line

for example:

He had the head squeezed up when the gat popped//
i left cops, when my right hand had ure head chopped//

thats one bar.

and as for the battle, damn Kash got some sick shitt, respect all the way.. And Stray cant believe u could deliver some hot shit like that, so respect to u too all they way homie.

S'all good, thanks for voting, keep em coming. Yeah, mode, i kinda stepped down eh? Meh, gettin madd lazy, no sleep, and too much work =P . n those arent even the exuses lol. Nah, Kash had this way before the battle even started, but i jus wanted to have some fun and see what I could accomplish. lol.

oh yeah, and i forgot to add, fazze -- my bad I umm... "borrowed" ur name a bit there, hehe. No hatin' b, it was refering to the way u were gettin treated a while back. Hope ur alright and a good sport with that =P .

Flow: YUNG KASH No doubt


Punches: stray was good. but i guess goin 2nd Kash was better so yeah


Wordplay: KASH


Mulites: KASH :S


Vocabulary: fuck it u know it


Overall:I vote for YUNG KASH.. ur stuff was awessome

wah bout round 2 wit Kash goin first n Stray decorating his stuff wit bold italics n underlines:P

n dudes

1 bar = 2 lines

1

lmao. i despise the decorations, so sue me. =P

nah, actually, in correction to what kash posted, I was not supposed to go first. It was him who challenged me and I accepted, he got it the other way around. But meh, he wanted me to go first and fuck i didnt mind it. round 2? Nah, if he wins he wins. im caught up in too much at school >.<''
and taken into account that ive officially become a "procrastinator", im under more pressure. =S im half way thru tonights assignments as i type this right now so im gone.

yo, stray, u did good!

i liked some of ya lines! nice multies!

punches - stray
multies - stray
wordplay - stray
vocab - stray
overall - stray

there, now it's 4-1

first to 5 wins

Stray wrote:oh yeah, and i forgot to add, fazze -- my bad I umm... "borrowed" ur name a bit there, hehe. No hatin' b, it was refering to the way u were gettin treated a while back. Hope ur alright and a good sport with that =P .

ummm... ...itz all gud ....i gez...

YunG Ka$H wrote:yo, stray, u did good!

i liked some of ya lines! nice multies!

punches - stray
multies - stray
wordplay - stray
vocab - stray
overall - stray

there, now it's 4-1

first to 5 wins

yo, no pity-votes. in that case u won cuz u got my vote.
(yung kash) -> there, even put it in brackets.

5-1 to kash, but if i dont count the pity vote, its 5-OH!! =DD
S'all good styll, niice battle mate.

werd!!!

stay up my doo

aite so can i lock it up n update tha battle scores now?

ai8..here goes ma vote

flow: ima giv it to stray, he had much smoother transitions... (stray)

punches: dis goes to kash...no doubt.. (kash)

multies: kash..duh!!... (kash)

personals: kash went hard at stray...so dis goes to kash (kash)

wordplay: both had killa ones bt kash had the uppa hand...dis goes to kash (kash)

nojymnt: both...i njoyd readin both

vocab: real hard...bt i assume stray takes dis one..(stray)

overall: overall ma vote goes to kash...(YunG Ka$H)

gud battle omie...props to both...n respct to stray fo spittin first despit Kash challengin him...

im outtie..

peace
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ooo.. nice battle u 2... very impressive.. keep it up!

if i was a MOD

i would say


CLOSED!!!




but i'm not, so.......uh,......go away!