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The first Quarter Final... Voting rules are the same as before... 4-1 & 3-0 are KOs, first to hit 5 wins...
Matrel
*I hope nothing is taken personally
You in Guinness*, one, stupid to power sextant*
two, the only extant guy to be found as pregnant
wow! you famous to be stupid, like you was Chuck Norris*
'nuff forces have caused you the fetish, you fuck horses -4
you sick bitch, do a fuckin' donkey, it's the only ass you'll ever get
you wouldn't get cheap Lewinsky even if you was Clinton's actin' president
you a fan-a medicine, like an addict resident, your thong's loose
I see it, you loser, the only tits you got were your mom's boobs -8
but your maa was breast feedin' you bitch when you was little
en you started chokin' on hair that came outta your momma's nipple
you kissed your mom's ass, so now you know how tushy's taste
you retarded fuck, you jerk off when you see George Bush's face -12
so don't judge me you racist
you ugly, you need a face lift
so get this bitch off stage, I hate 'im
nah, I respect you, take care, A-ssala-mu-laikum* -16
*Guinness World Records
*sextant- 10 to the power 6
*Chuck Norris- somewhat Hollywood action hero.
retarded actor
*should be pronounced "laykm"
en the words from "hate 'im" should be pronounced to match this
Mr. MR
Again, with all due respect, Matrel.
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You may have a little skill son...but you ain't got no understanding of the game!
I ain't toying 'round with ya, coz Mr. MR ain't Mattel*.
Matrel plays the game well, (when I'm hunter 'n he's gazelle)**.
And plays the game swell if it's hide and go seek.
He's so scared to battle me, he's been hiding fo' weeks!***
I'm sure he'll have some par-tial-covers, talk some shit, then start-to-stutter
We'd know he was with his partial-lovers, yes, being boned by the Parker Brothers!!****
He took a Risk in facing me, couldn't strategize***** and hadda slip
Drownin in despair, because I sunk this bitch's Battle-ship!******
This battle is a game of words, but all you do is babble-shit.
So my words gonna leave ya rattled, 'n beat ya like it's scrabble-bitch.
You can't operate the game like me, so no need for the flattery
Couldn't run the game at all, even if you had the battery!
You ain't gots what I has-bro (Hasbro)*******, y'don't play the rap game properly
I'm the Top Hat in this game, and I'm running a Monopoly.********
You spit rhymes mostly sloppily, ludo, yes, cuz they part cheesy (parcheesi)*********
Matrel got no Clue that I murdered him**********, hot dammmn that was easy!!!!!!!!
DAYUM
*Mattel - toy making giant
**Game - meant as intended in a hunting context - all animals hunted are classified as game
***
Anyone else notice Matrel's inactivity in the forum ever since we were
set to square off? Could be coincidence for sure, but it plays in to
the punchline
**** Parker Brothers - a board game making company - subsidiary of Hasbro, I believe.
***** Risk - a game of world conquer with an emphasis on strategy
****** Battleship - you all should know this game
******* Hasbro - Board game making giant
******** Top Hat is the signature moving piece in the Monopoly board game
********* Parcheesi - another name, perhaps the official one, of the game we lovingly call Ludo
********** Clue is a board game where you figure out who murdered the mansion owner - actually a pretty fun game.
Matrel
*I hope nothing is taken personally
You in Guinness*, one, stupid to power sextant*
two, the only extant guy to be found as pregnant
wow! you famous to be stupid, like you was Chuck Norris*
'nuff forces have caused you the fetish, you fuck horses -4
you sick bitch, do a fuckin' donkey, it's the only ass you'll ever get
you wouldn't get cheap Lewinsky even if you was Clinton's actin' president
you a fan-a medicine, like an addict resident, your thong's loose
I see it, you loser, the only tits you got were your mom's boobs -8
but your maa was breast feedin' you bitch when you was little
en you started chokin' on hair that came outta your momma's nipple
you kissed your mom's ass, so now you know how tushy's taste
you retarded fuck, you jerk off when you see George Bush's face -12
so don't judge me you racist
you ugly, you need a face lift
so get this bitch off stage, I hate 'im
nah, I respect you, take care, A-ssala-mu-laikum* -16
*Guinness World Records
*sextant- 10 to the power 6
*Chuck Norris- somewhat Hollywood action hero.
retarded actor
*should be pronounced "laykm"
en the words from "hate 'im" should be pronounced to match this
Mr. MR
Again, with all due respect, Matrel.
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You may have a little skill son...but you ain't got no understanding of the game!
I ain't toying 'round with ya, coz Mr. MR ain't Mattel*.
Matrel plays the game well, (when I'm hunter 'n he's gazelle)**.
And plays the game swell if it's hide and go seek.
He's so scared to battle me, he's been hiding fo' weeks!***
I'm sure he'll have some par-tial-covers, talk some shit, then start-to-stutter
We'd know he was with his partial-lovers, yes, being boned by the Parker Brothers!!****
He took a Risk in facing me, couldn't strategize***** and hadda slip
Drownin in despair, because I sunk this bitch's Battle-ship!******
This battle is a game of words, but all you do is babble-shit.
So my words gonna leave ya rattled, 'n beat ya like it's scrabble-bitch.
You can't operate the game like me, so no need for the flattery
Couldn't run the game at all, even if you had the battery!
You ain't gots what I has-bro (Hasbro)*******, y'don't play the rap game properly
I'm the Top Hat in this game, and I'm running a Monopoly.********
You spit rhymes mostly sloppily, ludo, yes, cuz they part cheesy (parcheesi)*********
Matrel got no Clue that I murdered him**********, hot dammmn that was easy!!!!!!!!
DAYUM
*Mattel - toy making giant
**Game - meant as intended in a hunting context - all animals hunted are classified as game
***
Anyone else notice Matrel's inactivity in the forum ever since we were
set to square off? Could be coincidence for sure, but it plays in to
the punchline
**** Parker Brothers - a board game making company - subsidiary of Hasbro, I believe.
***** Risk - a game of world conquer with an emphasis on strategy
****** Battleship - you all should know this game
******* Hasbro - Board game making giant
******** Top Hat is the signature moving piece in the Monopoly board game
********* Parcheesi - another name, perhaps the official one, of the game we lovingly call Ludo
********** Clue is a board game where you figure out who murdered the mansion owner - actually a pretty fun game.
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