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Semi Final 1
- First to get 10 votes wins
- 5-0 & 6-2 are KOs
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Mr MR
Good luck Lyrikal Killah!
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Why the shady avatar?(*1) what's the explanation-there?
Tryna cover up the fact that you be lacking facial-hair?//
Listen homes, you oughta run, coz killing you's a lotta fun
Or are you strapped with gats? Na, rat-tat-tats with your watergun! (*2)//
This asswipe is a pussy, so on most days, he takes it both ways (*3)
Killah here gets no praise, unless his first name's Ghostface. (*4)// (It ain't tho!)
I like to leave my mark right, so I'll tear ya up like shark bite
When voters step to bat, man, for you it's gon be a dark night! (dark knight) (*5)//
He thinks I'm Joking bout the voting, cuz he ain't seen my Second-face. (*6)
You gon' need a get-a-brace to try to keep your neck-in-place//
I'm a lyrical vigilante, I induce pain like Bruce Wayne (*7)
Bitch what was you sayin? Ya gon' be dead like Saddam Hussein//
Got his "South Park" broke by Cartman, gave a lot of head-ta-Kyle(*8 )
Even though these kids are children, they still got labelled Pedophiles (*9)//
Helped infect himself with AIDS, he din't practice clean sex (*10)
Hand this crying bitch a tissue, coz now he gots no Kleenex (Clean Ex) (*11)//
You was just an accident. Reason? I present your momma's portion.
She took a course-in extortion, but still couldn't afford the abortion (*12)//
And of equal proportion, your dad had his role in the problem (you)
The bastard sweat too much, so he cut a giant hole in the condom. (BIG MISTAKE)//
Lyrikal-killah's-rhythms stabbed the art of lyricism
His pitiful witti-cisms? It's where I start my criticism//
This kid wants to be the man, but he's still a little youth-to-me
Bitch, come and battle me, only after goin' thru puberty//
Though truthfully, I've peeped yer pages, surprised you even reached these stages
I may just gauge my rage 'n kill you, forgetting what the BLEEP your age is.//
All we'd here is more screams: "Doc, he's only fourteen!"
The Doctor would say "He's dead already. No need for the morphine."//
I cut your rhymes up, yup, call it lyrical amputation man. (*13)
My rhymes are fuckin' fire, but you gots no evacuation plan (*14)//
This bitch thinks I might lose? Never ever doubt the stars. (Don't doubt me.)
How he gon' count his wins when he can't even count his bars? (You're Out, B) (*15)//
ITS OVER!
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With
all due respect to the voters, I, echo FLO's sentiments and feel the
last quarter final was not exactly fairly voted. Not taking anything
away from Nylos, who did a great job, but Nindo had some excellent
punchlines as well, but I feel because he didn't highlight, bold, or
explain them, his lines were overlooked. Rather than have the same
thing happen to other contests, Nylos and rHo, feel free to explain
your punches to the people. I've sent a PM to Lyrikal Killah to do the
same for this battle, because I want the best MC to win. I apologize if
some of these are explanations that are rather obvious, but better to
underpromise/overdeliver than to overpromise/underdeliver.
*1 His profile avatar is highly darkened.
*2 I am implying the only way he shoots people is with a watergun.
*3 Both ways - in both the ass and the punani.
*4 Ghostface Killah - a rapper that some of you may heard of.
*5
Bat,man = Batman = Dark Knight. Because of the first to ten vote rule
(unless knocked out), dark night is used as a double entendre.
*6 Joking + Second Face = Batman foes Joker and Two Face
*7
Rolling with the Batman motif, because Batman/Bruce Wayne is a civilian
helping the police force, he is classifed as a vigilante
*8 Kyle and
Cartman are two children cartoon characters from the TV show South
Park. South Park is also a double entendre for ass.
*9 Here, I am
implying that because Lyrikal Killah is so young, having sex with other
children will have them labelled pedophiles.
*10 AIDS the disease + Aids as in helped - another double entendre
*11 Clean ex - meaning all his previous boyfriends are diseased now because of him, and also Kleenex - a tissue paper
*12 Extortion - blackmailing, usually for money. She took a course in getting money, but still couldn't pay for the abortion.
*13 Amputation - the surgical cutting and removal of a limb
*14 Evacuation plans - used in the event of a fire.
*15 In his first battle, if I recall correctly, Lyrical Killah dropped 16 bars instead of 8. Hence, the punchline.
Lyrical Killa
16 tyt barz!
Got “Bullets” Da “Size Of A Dodge Sprinter”/Ranked #1, Bet He “Blows” More Than “Homeless People In Winter”//
Fucking Hater Knows I’m “On Top Of The Flow” Like “Boats”/Fuck Ya Quotes Coz I Slit Throats While You “ASK FOR VOTES”//
“Hotter
Than “Leader Coats”, Like “Mr. Krakk” Lines I Deliver/Till I Stab Ya
Liver Coz Ya “Words Couldn’t Flow” If You Throw Ya “Script In The
River”//
Slit Ya
Face Make Ya Look Like An Alien From Outer Space/Punch Ya Face Coz
Savage Is So Garbage He “Turns Heads The Other Way” Like “Farts In A
Public Place”//
This
Is My Race Too Smart For Ya Ass Bet You Never Even Attended College/You
Spit In “Caps N Big” But It’s Ok Savage Guess It Compensates “For The
Small Package”//
Ya
Raps? Barely average While Mine Make Ya Faint/Give You “Shots Down Low”
Like “Posting Up In The Paint”/”Higher” Than A “Saint” And I’m Known
For Being In The Zone/Only Time You See A “W (Double You)” Is “Watching
Ya Clone”//
I Spit
“Harder” Than A “Solid Stone” Dawg I’ll Get Rid Of You Coz I Got
Connections/Ya Lyrics? Harder To “Follow” Than “Bad Directions”//
You’re
My “Slave” Got Ya Life On “Locks”/Give Me Props Coz Like “Running
Without Shoes” I’ll “Leave Holes In Ya Socks”//I Own All Blocks Coz I
Can N You Can’t Flow Like A Pro/Killed Ya Once…My Bad Let’s Make It TWO
IN A ROW//
Fucking Hoe Doesn’t Know I Spit Sicker Than Mentals/So I’ll “Put The Metal Around Ya Head” Like “Angelic Symbols”//
Ready To Rip Ya Hip When I Empty The Clip/Now Watch Me “Shine On This Pussy” Like A “Paris Camera Slip”//
Grab Ya Neck N Make It “Hard To Breath” Like “Lungs Problems”/Then Put Ya “Body In A Box” Like “Collecting Items”//
I’m
Smarter Than A Genius N Like Nerds I Got A Winning Plan Coz I’m
Strategic/But I Just “Can’t Stand The Site Of Him” Like A “Blind
Paraplegic”//
You Might Be Aight But Me There Is Nothing Fresher/Now You’re About To “Pass Away” Like A “Quarter Back Under Pressure”//
Yer gettin beaten-on-da-draw, Im a very violent artist~ have you eatin threw a stray, so be silent or start-shit//
On an island of hard ship, trapped- Im like a shark-kid~ the MOST HIGHLY REGARDED- Though sum- FIND-ME-RETARDED//
Type to- smiley ur carcass, dont even eye me frm far biatchh!~ youll die wit yer arms slit, n tyed up in da garbage//
- First to get 10 votes wins
- 5-0 & 6-2 are KOs
----------------------------------------------------
Mr MR
Good luck Lyrikal Killah!
==============================================================
Why the shady avatar?(*1) what's the explanation-there?
Tryna cover up the fact that you be lacking facial-hair?//
Listen homes, you oughta run, coz killing you's a lotta fun
Or are you strapped with gats? Na, rat-tat-tats with your watergun! (*2)//
This asswipe is a pussy, so on most days, he takes it both ways (*3)
Killah here gets no praise, unless his first name's Ghostface. (*4)// (It ain't tho!)
I like to leave my mark right, so I'll tear ya up like shark bite
When voters step to bat, man, for you it's gon be a dark night! (dark knight) (*5)//
He thinks I'm Joking bout the voting, cuz he ain't seen my Second-face. (*6)
You gon' need a get-a-brace to try to keep your neck-in-place//
I'm a lyrical vigilante, I induce pain like Bruce Wayne (*7)
Bitch what was you sayin? Ya gon' be dead like Saddam Hussein//
Got his "South Park" broke by Cartman, gave a lot of head-ta-Kyle(*8 )
Even though these kids are children, they still got labelled Pedophiles (*9)//
Helped infect himself with AIDS, he din't practice clean sex (*10)
Hand this crying bitch a tissue, coz now he gots no Kleenex (Clean Ex) (*11)//
You was just an accident. Reason? I present your momma's portion.
She took a course-in extortion, but still couldn't afford the abortion (*12)//
And of equal proportion, your dad had his role in the problem (you)
The bastard sweat too much, so he cut a giant hole in the condom. (BIG MISTAKE)//
Lyrikal-killah's-rhythms stabbed the art of lyricism
His pitiful witti-cisms? It's where I start my criticism//
This kid wants to be the man, but he's still a little youth-to-me
Bitch, come and battle me, only after goin' thru puberty//
Though truthfully, I've peeped yer pages, surprised you even reached these stages
I may just gauge my rage 'n kill you, forgetting what the BLEEP your age is.//
All we'd here is more screams: "Doc, he's only fourteen!"
The Doctor would say "He's dead already. No need for the morphine."//
I cut your rhymes up, yup, call it lyrical amputation man. (*13)
My rhymes are fuckin' fire, but you gots no evacuation plan (*14)//
This bitch thinks I might lose? Never ever doubt the stars. (Don't doubt me.)
How he gon' count his wins when he can't even count his bars? (You're Out, B) (*15)//
ITS OVER!
==================================================================
With
all due respect to the voters, I, echo FLO's sentiments and feel the
last quarter final was not exactly fairly voted. Not taking anything
away from Nylos, who did a great job, but Nindo had some excellent
punchlines as well, but I feel because he didn't highlight, bold, or
explain them, his lines were overlooked. Rather than have the same
thing happen to other contests, Nylos and rHo, feel free to explain
your punches to the people. I've sent a PM to Lyrikal Killah to do the
same for this battle, because I want the best MC to win. I apologize if
some of these are explanations that are rather obvious, but better to
underpromise/overdeliver than to overpromise/underdeliver.
*1 His profile avatar is highly darkened.
*2 I am implying the only way he shoots people is with a watergun.
*3 Both ways - in both the ass and the punani.
*4 Ghostface Killah - a rapper that some of you may heard of.
*5
Bat,man = Batman = Dark Knight. Because of the first to ten vote rule
(unless knocked out), dark night is used as a double entendre.
*6 Joking + Second Face = Batman foes Joker and Two Face
*7
Rolling with the Batman motif, because Batman/Bruce Wayne is a civilian
helping the police force, he is classifed as a vigilante
*8 Kyle and
Cartman are two children cartoon characters from the TV show South
Park. South Park is also a double entendre for ass.
*9 Here, I am
implying that because Lyrikal Killah is so young, having sex with other
children will have them labelled pedophiles.
*10 AIDS the disease + Aids as in helped - another double entendre
*11 Clean ex - meaning all his previous boyfriends are diseased now because of him, and also Kleenex - a tissue paper
*12 Extortion - blackmailing, usually for money. She took a course in getting money, but still couldn't pay for the abortion.
*13 Amputation - the surgical cutting and removal of a limb
*14 Evacuation plans - used in the event of a fire.
*15 In his first battle, if I recall correctly, Lyrical Killah dropped 16 bars instead of 8. Hence, the punchline.
Lyrical Killa
16 tyt barz!
Got “Bullets” Da “Size Of A Dodge Sprinter”/Ranked #1, Bet He “Blows” More Than “Homeless People In Winter”//
Fucking Hater Knows I’m “On Top Of The Flow” Like “Boats”/Fuck Ya Quotes Coz I Slit Throats While You “ASK FOR VOTES”//
“Hotter
Than “Leader Coats”, Like “Mr. Krakk” Lines I Deliver/Till I Stab Ya
Liver Coz Ya “Words Couldn’t Flow” If You Throw Ya “Script In The
River”//
Slit Ya
Face Make Ya Look Like An Alien From Outer Space/Punch Ya Face Coz
Savage Is So Garbage He “Turns Heads The Other Way” Like “Farts In A
Public Place”//
This
Is My Race Too Smart For Ya Ass Bet You Never Even Attended College/You
Spit In “Caps N Big” But It’s Ok Savage Guess It Compensates “For The
Small Package”//
Ya
Raps? Barely average While Mine Make Ya Faint/Give You “Shots Down Low”
Like “Posting Up In The Paint”/”Higher” Than A “Saint” And I’m Known
For Being In The Zone/Only Time You See A “W (Double You)” Is “Watching
Ya Clone”//
I Spit
“Harder” Than A “Solid Stone” Dawg I’ll Get Rid Of You Coz I Got
Connections/Ya Lyrics? Harder To “Follow” Than “Bad Directions”//
You’re
My “Slave” Got Ya Life On “Locks”/Give Me Props Coz Like “Running
Without Shoes” I’ll “Leave Holes In Ya Socks”//I Own All Blocks Coz I
Can N You Can’t Flow Like A Pro/Killed Ya Once…My Bad Let’s Make It TWO
IN A ROW//
Fucking Hoe Doesn’t Know I Spit Sicker Than Mentals/So I’ll “Put The Metal Around Ya Head” Like “Angelic Symbols”//
Ready To Rip Ya Hip When I Empty The Clip/Now Watch Me “Shine On This Pussy” Like A “Paris Camera Slip”//
Grab Ya Neck N Make It “Hard To Breath” Like “Lungs Problems”/Then Put Ya “Body In A Box” Like “Collecting Items”//
I’m
Smarter Than A Genius N Like Nerds I Got A Winning Plan Coz I’m
Strategic/But I Just “Can’t Stand The Site Of Him” Like A “Blind
Paraplegic”//
You Might Be Aight But Me There Is Nothing Fresher/Now You’re About To “Pass Away” Like A “Quarter Back Under Pressure”//
Yer gettin beaten-on-da-draw, Im a very violent artist~ have you eatin threw a stray, so be silent or start-shit//
On an island of hard ship, trapped- Im like a shark-kid~ the MOST HIGHLY REGARDED- Though sum- FIND-ME-RETARDED//
Type to- smiley ur carcass, dont even eye me frm far biatchh!~ youll die wit yer arms slit, n tyed up in da garbage//
speechless..
..yeaa..so fanxx yall..peace..respect..keep votin..1
Me and you never had any battles or beef of any kind. Don't know what your on about. Really tight verse man, but i personally did fine Mr MR's more personel.
